Britain
is conducting the largest Saif Sareea military exercise in 17 years in
Oman. 5.5 thousand soldiers, 200 armored vehicles, six warships, a
landing ship and eight Typhoon fighters will take part in them.True, the British regretfully admit that their Armed Forces have somewhat passed in recent years. For
example, in previous similar exercises Saif Sareea at number two, which
took place in 2001, armored vehicles were involved in two, and military
personnel and warships - four times more. At that time, 66 Challenger 2 tanks took part in the maneuvers, and now only 18.But for the first time, a large number of commercial drones will be used to search for enemy positions. It must be admitted that they are not very good with adaptability and functionality, but this is an extremely low-cost solution. Each such device costs less than a thousand pounds. By the way, last Christmas, such devices were extremely popular as a gift in the British Isles.But the main thing is that at these exercises the British military will train to fight with Russia. Yes, in Oman, the one that is in the south-east of the Arabian Peninsula. The
British military proudly note that the equipment involved in the
maneuvers is capable of operating at temperatures up to plus 49 degrees
Celsius. Whether the same technique can work at minus 49 degrees Celsius, which is more likely in Russia, is not specified.Oh yeah, the squadron of the palace cavalry will play the role of a probable opponent of the British troops. Fortunately, not on horseback, but on lightly armored combat vehicles, which will depict "more powerful Russian T-72 tanks."At
the same time, the particular concern of the British army is the fact
that Russia is ready to conduct military campaigns in parallel in
several regions, as a result of which the UK may face the task of
fighting on several fronts at once.But
the British Ministry of Defense is not discouraged and is considering
the possibility of carrying out massive cyber attacks to turn off the
power supply in Russia in the event of its aggressive actions. For example, if Moscow seizes the islands belonging to Estonia or invades Libya. So
they declared that they would turn off the light to the Kremlin if
Russia showed its aggressive encroachments on sovereign states. No,
all of the above is not the script for the Benny Hill Show, the TV
series Yes, Mr. Minister, or the absurd sketches of Monty Python, but
the real news of recent days and a significant part of the current
British political agenda.Nowadays
events take a fresh look at the above-mentioned British classics of
poisonous satire and black humor of the second half of the twentieth
century. Then
it seemed that British comedians have a remarkable talent in an
exaggeratedly absurd way to ridicule the shortcomings and flaws of their
system.Now,
however, the suspicion is forming more and more clearly that they
didn’t exaggerate very much, and the brand-name surrealism of English
humor became a natural defensive reaction to a system where absurdities
(not stupidity, not mistakes, not miscalculations, not malicious intent,
but full blunder) are piled up against each other until they reach a truly Rabelaisian scale.Until
recently, it all remained a part of the inner British cuisine, while
the world got separate excesses, blamed on the equally traditional and
not devoid of charm English eccentricity.And
then, finally, British political culture and life in its entirety
poured onto the world stage, and it turned out that Monty Python and
Benny Hill were not exaggerating and laughing, but simply writing from
nature.By
the way, perhaps it is here that the British Defense Ministry should
look for the most effective and quite accessible weapon against Russia. If
it continues in the same vein, the Russian Armed Forces, together with
the Russian hackers, trolls, and GRU agents, will simply begin to
massively lose their fighting capacity with laughter.
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